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- You have a small mouth. It probably was meant for pussy licking.

- You have to find a man with low self-esteem, who likes evil women.


observations and (contradictory?) advice from Safiya Merchant



Skype With My Brother

[10:29:42 PM] Susan Du: read some better books

[10:30:06 PM] Kevin Mountain Du: why?

[10:30:20 PM] Susan Du: it will get you ladies

[10:30:35 PM] Kevin Mountain Du: how?

[10:31:02 PM] Kevin Mountain Du: do i go up to a girl and go like, ” hey, i read good books, lets hangout!”

[10:33:17 PM] Susan Du: no you go up a girl and tell her an obscure quote from an intelligent book and if she gets it you ask her out for ice cream on a supervised date

[10:35:03 PM] Kevin Mountain Du: ugh that sounds like the most lame thing i have ever heard, and thats saying something






杜诗隽:
Journalism student at Northwestern University seeking inspiration in the wabi-sabi. Will knock out any number of terse hard news grafs for good poetry.