April 2012
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“Quail in rose petal sauce. Today we ate this dish, and Gertrudis ran away.”
– Like Water for Chocolate (1992)
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I want to put my heart in a sack and drown it like a litter of puppies.
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Fear of Rejection?
Dear Writer,
I regret to say that we cannot use the piece you have submitted. There are many potential reasons for this: we are looking for very particular subject matter; we are overstocked right now; we were drunk when we read it. This is not a judgment of you. It does not mean you are a bad writer.
Of course, you probably are a bad writer. You’re probably so bad you can’t finish this...
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Vote for me for Northwestern University's Sexiest? →
That would be Susan Du. Unless of course you don’t think I’m sexy, in which case you should vote for somebody else. But what a great way to practice your constitutional freedoms, am I right?
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“I looked up at the mass of signs and stars in the night sky and laid myself open...”
– Albert Camus
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Skype With My Brother
[10:29:42 PM] Susan Du: read some better books
[10:30:06 PM] Kevin Mountain Du: why?
[10:30:20 PM] Susan Du: it will get you ladies
[10:30:35 PM] Kevin Mountain Du: how?
[10:31:02 PM] Kevin Mountain Du: do i go up to a girl and go like, ” hey, i read good books, lets hangout!”
[10:33:17 PM] Susan Du: no you go up a girl and tell her an obscure quote from an intelligent book and if...
