Quail in rose petal sauce. Today we ate this dish, and Gertrudis ran away.– Like Water for Chocolate (1992)
I want to put my heart in a sack and drown it like a litter of puppies.
Fear of Rejection?
Dear Writer, I regret to say that we cannot use the piece you have submitted. There are many potential reasons for this: we are looking for very particular subject matter; we are overstocked right now; we were drunk when we read it. This is not a judgment of you. It does not mean you are a bad writer. Of course, you probably are a bad writer. You’re probably so bad you can’t finish this...
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I looked up at the mass of signs and stars in the night sky and laid myself open...– Albert Camus
Skype With My Brother
[10:29:42 PM] Susan Du: read some better books [10:30:06 PM] Kevin Mountain Du: why? [10:30:20 PM] Susan Du: it will get you ladies [10:30:35 PM] Kevin Mountain Du: how? [10:31:02 PM] Kevin Mountain Du: do i go up to a girl and go like, ” hey, i read good books, lets hangout!” [10:33:17 PM] Susan Du: no you go up a girl and tell her an obscure quote from an intelligent book and if...